Some people shouldn't drive

The first thing to know when reading this post: I'm currently living a nomadic existence with a theatre group, going to fringe festivals around the country (and in Canada, to boot). The second thing to know: we get from place to place in a large minivan (ironically).

So. We attempted to leave for rehearsal yesterday, only to find that someone had parked diagonally across the end of the driveway. Not only that, but their driver side door was left ajar, and the keys were in the ignition. Since the car was a white Mercedes SUV-type thing, I can only assume they had cash to burn and were just looking for an excuse to buy their next ride. I.E. someone stealing their current one. The owner wasn't completely without a heart or mind, however, as they had left a small space that someone potentially in a golf cart could get through. We attempted several strange moves, my favorite being completely turning the van around in the driveway, before giving up. We left a mean note on the windshield of the car and took our other friend's that was parked across the street instead.

Also, my friends and I had a dildo waved at us from a moving car the other night. I thought it was funny more than anything else. The others were not so amused. Maybe something even odder will be waved at me tonight. One can only hope.